393: Infidelity

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Nevada Senator John Ensign admitted paying $96,000 in cash to his former mistress and her husband. Reality TV stars John and Kate had just split after reports that he'd had an affair. And so it was in the middle of all that, Jessica Pressler noticed in the wedding pages of The New York Times that there are couples getting married who cheerfully told the newspaper as part of their meet-cute story that the way they got together was that one of them cheated on a spouse or longtime partner. I believe one of them says, the headline on it is something like, it took a while, but they finally got together. And you're like, because he was having a three-year relationship with another person the meantime. Jessica Pressler wrote up her discovery on the New York Magazine blog, Daily Intel. She noted that there was a kind of code language in all these wedding articles. They always say, like, their road to finding each other was a bumpy road. Or they had a difficult time, many ups and downs. They encountered some obstacles along the way. And it's like, no, those are people. Those are like other, like, lives. They're not speed bumps. Take, for instance, the married woman who, according to a romantic write-up on the vows page of The New York Times, flew to Paris to see another man and stayed with him in a hotel in the Latin Quarter for two weeks, where they, quote, reveled in their own vie bohème before she flew back to the U.S. and moved out of the home in New Jersey that she shared with her husband. I mean, it's just weird because vows is something that you have to try to get into. You have to kind of lobby to get into that column. So it's like Mark Sanford, he had to speak publicly about his affair. Most people don't have to go around telling everybody about it. See, but that's what's so strange about it, is that somehow some part of them doesn't think, I shouldn't talk about this. Like somehow the notion I had an affair is so just nothing to them. Right. I think it's probably just people, when they cheat on other people, tell themselves that they're doing it because they have to, because there's fate is involved. And whatever happened, you're better off. And probably the person that you broke up with is better off. And this is the way it was meant to be. Yeah. This is fate. As with the cheated on ex-partner, when the story appears in the newspaper on the wedding pages, it's almost as if the newspaper is siding with the cheating couple. The ex-partner is just collateral damage on the way to their wedding. They don't get to say anything for themselves. It's like not their story anymore. It's somebody else's love story. Well, that's the thing. If it were any other section of the newspaper, the reporter would go to them too for a comment to get their side. But because it's the wedding section, it's just like, well, it's not really their story. Right. Yeah. They just, they have no say for themselves. They're done. This had nothing to do with them. It's very bizarre. It raises all kinds of questions for me. As a reader, I'm very distracted by it. Well, today on our radio program, we go where the newspaper marriage columns fear to tread. We hear from all parties to the affair, the cheated on as well as the cheaters, and their differing takes on what happened. And no surprise, they are very different from one another's. From WBEZ Chicago, it's This American Life. I'm Ira Glass. Today on our show, infidelity. Stay with us. Support for This American Life comes from Squarespace. Build a fully custom website in just a few steps using Squarespace's AI-enhanced website builder, Blueprint AI. Simply provide basic details about your industry, goals, and personality, and Blueprint AI will generate high-quality content along with personalized design suggestions. Highlight your offerings with a website tailored to help your business grow. Visit squarespace.com slash American to get 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. This American Life, I'm Ira Glass. Today's show is a rerun. Act one, let me kiss your stiff upper lip. So we begin with this story from England. And if you've read much 19th century British literature or seen any of the many, many movies based on those books, they give a sense of England as an island filled entirely with people who were full of submerged and often misplaced passions for other people. Which brings us to this next story. Ruby Wright interviewed her own parents, Lal and George, and also the man who split them up, Andrew. Andrew, you've always lived in Dorset. Yeah. But why did you end up in this part of Dorset? I was looking for a house for myself and my two daughters somewhere to live. And I'd always wanted to live in the countryside having always lived in the towns in Dorset. And I saw it in the paper. It's as simple as that. And you didn't know anyone around here? No. So how did you know about us? I was at the pub and this couple walked in and the bloke was wearing a leopard skin pillbox hat and I thought, I've got to get to know this person. And he had a very attractive wife, I did notice. So I just saw them in the pub and thought I must know these people. This guy, Andrew, moved to the village and he'd met us both together at the same time in the pub. And I would say that we both had a closeness to Andrew. My closeness to Andrew was very much about talking about how I felt and how he felt. And he would have various sort of unsuitable girlfriends. He'd have sort of flings with people and I'd say, come on then, Andrew, tell me about it. And he was rather candid. I liked it. He was very candid. I was a single parent at the time and it just seemed like an idyllic sort of situation, sort of a beautiful old cottage with this couple and their daughter living in it. And it was a home from home. It became a home from home for me. And you became a very good friend. And I remember, you know, you'd come up a lot and we'd come down and see you and you were always a very cosy person to have around and it was always a delight when you used to come up and see us. Yes, I'm an archivist. I fell in love with the whole family, including you and Ed indeed at that point. When I started to fall in love with Andrew, it was like my falling in love with him was a direct sort of parallel of my father dying. So as my father was dying at home of cancer, I was falling deeper and deeper in love with this man, Andrew. And Andrew would talk to me about my father dying because he'd been with his mother who died of a brain tumour. He'd actually been sort of beside her bed with her as she died and during that period. And I think I sort of valued being with someone because George's parents were both still very much alive at that point. And I think for me it was a sort of, I felt he had an understanding of what it was like and it was kind of very hard for me not to fall in love with him. Did you think something was always going to happen? No, I was convinced nothing would happen. I'd fallen in love with, I had fallen in love with her sort of probably over the summer after her father's death. I was single at the time with just living with Tamsin, my younger daughter. And I didn't really want a partner at the time. So falling in love with Lal, I kind of, I thought that's okay. I can love somebody from afar and I don't need to love anyone else. And it had never occurred to me that she might even dream of falling in love with me. It just didn't occur to me that Lal might look at anyone other than George. How did I know? When I'd come back from this trip and it was Christmas and Lal said, we're going to spend Christmas with Andrew. And I was delighted because, you know, I couldn't think of anybody nicer to spend Christmas with. And it, I remember Andrew coming up the evening I got back and I was going off to get the present for him that I bought. And I thought, that's odd. Lal and Andrew are not talking to each other. There's sort of silence in the kitchen. And when he left, he kissed her on the back of the head. And I just, something, I don't know, maybe I was, one part of me was expecting something to happen one of these days. And it was confirmed because mum had left her diary lying around. And, you know, I read it and there it was. So it was like she wanted you to find out without having to say it. I think, yes. And you actually had to tell me country, albeit a beautiful one, and it was six miles away, but I felt I couldn't have been further away. And Andrew was welcomed into the bosom of the family, and I think that caused enormous resentment for me. I know it did. And I don't know whether Andrew ever understood that, what it was like on a Sunday to know that he was having lunch with my daughter and my son and my ex-partner, and I was here. What then happened was that Mum's relationship with Andrew didn't last, and I still continued to see Andrew because he lived just around the corner. And I know that she found that incredibly hard, that when, despite the fact that she wasn't seeing Andrew, that I still was his friend and she felt sort of excluded from my new life. And I didn't think she had much right. I've heard people say that it's impossible to have a relationship, you can't stay with the person you leave your family for because there's too much guilt and emotion. Do you think the fact that you left George for Andrew ultimately meant that you couldn't continue this relationship with him? Yes, I do. I don't think it's impossible, but I think it was, if not inevitable, it was quite likely that those seeds of destruction that were kind of laid right at the beginning and blame did in the end undermine our relationship. Do you wish that you could turn the clock back? No, because at that point I think I was still completely obsessed with Andrew, you know, this idea that love being a madness. So I don't think at that point I did wish I could. I think it was much later, I would wake in the night with the window on the wrong side of the room, sometime around dawn or before dawn, I think, and just think, what am I doing in this place? How have I got here? And it was as if I'd sleepwalked out of my other life with no explanation, and I'd woken up and here I was, and it was truly terrifying. And I think that as long as I was damaging you lot, I was kind of really not aware, but it was when I came to damage myself, that was when I really woke up. Because I lost you, effectively I lost you between the ages of 13 and 18. So my biggest loss was losing you for five years at puberty. You were 13, you were just about to have your first period, you went off with George to Africa. You came back and you looked different, and actually with maternal intuition, which I obviously didn't have much of, I remember looking at you and thinking, she's changed, she started her period, she's becoming a young woman. And sure enough, you told me and I thought, God, George was there for that. Her dad was there for that. Why wasn't I there for that? And I think during that whole time, really, we didn't really talk about how we felt, did we? No, I don't think so. Ruby Wright, she's an illustrator and author. Her website is rubyright.com. Coming up, what to say to your parents about the rich married guy who set you up in an apartment when you're 22 years old and what to say to yourself. 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But a few women wrote in to say, it all seemed more complicated to them. One posted this, I am in this situation right now. It's a difficult call to make. My mom was a psychologist and she specialized in couples where somebody had cheated. She treated hundreds of these couples and she did studies looking at hundreds more. She wrote a book about her findings. There's solid research, a variety of researchers have shown that in one out of two couples, one or both partners will cheat during the lifetime of a relationship. That's 50% of all relationships. Most affairs are never detected. And one of the surprising things that my mom found out in her research was that tons of people will have affairs even though they're happy in their marriage. You don't have to be unhappy to have an affair. 56% of the men and 34% of the women in one of my mom's studies said they cheated though their marriage was happy. And she said lots of couples came in to see her where that was the situation. Where not only the cheated on partner, but the cheater seemed genuinely surprised that this had happened in their marriage. Which brings us to our next story about the cheaters lurking inside any relationship. We're at act two of our show, act two, The Italian Job. This story comes from James Brawley, who told it at the storytelling series The Moth in front of a live audience. I am sitting on my suitcase in the main train station in Rome next to my girlfriend, Susan, who's sitting on hers. And we're rifling through our Let's Go Europe trying to agree on the next destination of our vacation. Susan grew up in Germany, so she'll go basically any place, as long as it's sunny. But I need to go to the right place. And I have a pathological terror of going to the wrong place. So whenever Susan suggests some place in particular, I suggest some place else. Because I can see something wrong with every place. And this is a gift I bring to every area of my life. Notably my relationship with Susan. We've been together for about seven years since college and every time she brings up the subject of commitment, maybe it's a good time to get married, I say, I think I need a little more time just to make sure that what we're doing is right. So as a result, all of the lights on the arrivals and departures board are blinking and the man on the public address system keeps saying, Departione, over and over and over again. And Susan is up on her feet screaming at me, make up your mind before all the trains pull out. Well, I am kind of hypnotized by the hem of this flower print dress that's about 10 feet away fluttering in the breeze each time a train pulls in or out of the station. Which at this point is frequently. Which is hanging off what may be the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, who's standing next to her beautiful friend. When Susan says, Are you looking at those women? And I say, Where? And she says, Right there in the flower print dresses. And I say, You mean them? And she says, Yes, they look interesting, don't they? Like, maybe they're going someplace interesting. We might want to go. You know what? I think I'll ask them. And before I can tell her what a bad idea that is, she's over there talking to them in French. And they're pointing at me. And a few minutes later, she's introducing them to me. Isabelle is the beautiful one. And her sister is a gloriously beautiful woman named France, who has a face off of one of those French go to war, buy war bonds posters that makes you want to invade. So I'm just staring at her as Susan says, Guess what, James? They're going to Positano, which is one of the numerous fishing villages we debated going to. What do you say we all travel together? And two minutes later, France and I are on the same vacation, sitting on a train to Naples and then on a hydrofoil to Positano. And then checking into the same hotel into adjacent rooms where we're going to change into our swimsuits and meet on the beach. Now, I haven't been in a swimsuit for a year since the last time I was on the beach. And I'm looking in the mirror in the hotel. And things have changed since then. A little Italian bakery opened up around the corner from my office. And I've been going there every workday having apricot bear claws. And now I have two apricot bear claws hanging off the sides of my waist and bubbling up over my swimsuit. And it's one thing to decay in front of your girlfriend. There's a kind of mutual decay contract where you're all going to atrophy at more or less the same rate. But I don't have that deal with France. And there's no way she's seeing my bear claws. So when we a nag, and I can't hold out much longer. When France lifts her shirt, her dress, over her head, and I spring up on the beach and behind the chair, and I am wet but covered when her head pops through the dress hole, and she steps back in surprise and lets out a little French vowel, ah! And we get dressed, and we're walking across the cobblestones back to the hotel, which are slightly uneven, so the backs of our hands brush, and she takes mine and hers, which I've read in Let's Go Europe is a friendly and warm gesture among European women. I'm like, don't get any ideas. So I'm feeling friendly and warm, trying not to have any ideas. When France says, Susan is very lucky to have you. And I say, well, thank you very much, but I'm very lucky to have her, trying to regain a shred of dignity while holding on to this woman's hand. And France smiles the smile of the boy friendless and yet supremely confident goddess and says, why? And there are all sorts of reasons I'm lucky to have Susan, but I can't think of any of them at the moment because my mind is blank. And I say, well, why are you friends? And France looks at me and says, because she pursued me. And our hips bump at the base of the stairs up the mountain to the hotel, and she puts her arm around my waist, right above the bear claw. And all I can think is to punch down like I've got osteoporosis so that her arm slides up my ribcage, but with each step up the stairs, it slides back down, and then it hits. And she starts laughing, this bubbly French laugh, and she says, what's Sauvage? I don't speak French, and I don't want to know what that means anyway. So I keep walking. And she says it again, what's Sauvage? You have a life preserver. It's so cute. And she keeps her hand right there like a girlfriend, up the stairs and into the lobby of the hotel and into the elevator, which is too bright and too small to be touching. It's a tiny little hotel, tiny little elevator. So she's in one corner and I'm in the other. When the doors close and the floors start ringing off one by one, and we just look at each other, and there's not much more time to go. And then the doors open before I can make up my mind what to do, and we're standing there in front of our rooms, and she just looks at me with the most beautiful face I have ever been swimming with and one that I have never wanted to kiss more, but I just can't do it to Susan. So I kiss France on the cheek three times, which I've learned that week, which allows you to change your mind potentially, but I make it into my room and I close the door behind me and Susan's up in bed reading Let's Go Europe in anticipation of the debate that's probably going to happen tomorrow morning over where to go. And she looks up and says, How was it? And I say, It was hard, Susan. It was really hard. And she looks right at me and says, I know. Like she does know. Like she really understands why I've avoided the beach for a week on the beach vacation. And she accepts it. So I take off my shirt and get in bed next to her and turn my back. And suddenly I start crying, these weepy little hide-them-in-your-hotel-room pillow tears, which is not the kind of guy I am. I'm a poker-faced, poker-bodied, magical thinker. I've been eating bear claws for a year and thinking I'm in shape and that I can be faithful and philander at the same time. And it's an overwhelmingly sad and yet strangely comforting relief to lie there and know that I can't and that I've actually made a choice and that after seven days, seven years, really, most of my adult life to lie there next to Susan and right or wrong, finally be me. Thank you. James Brolly, the story became part of a one-man Off-Broadway show called Life in a Marital Institution, 20 Years of Monogamy in One Terrifying Hour. His website, jamesbrolly, that's B-R-A-L-Y.com. Thanks as always to The Moth, which of course features personal stories told live in front of an audience. If you like this story and you don't know their stuff, check out their podcasts, The Moth Radio Hour and The Moth Podcast. Act three, how did I get here? So James Brolly gave us the thoughts of somebody in a moment before infidelity occurs. Dani Shapiro has this story about the confusing mess it can be during the affair. Here in no particular order are some things Lenny told me. That he and his wife didn't sleep in the same bed. That they hadn't had a real marriage in years. That she was undergoing electroshock treatment in a clinic outside Philadelphia. That he had cancer and had to fly to Houston three days a week for chemotherapy. That his youngest daughter, age three, had a rare form of childhood leukemia. That he could not get a divorce for all of the above reasons. That he was heartbroken that he could not leave his wife and marry me. For a long time I believed him. With every bone in my body I trusted that Lenny Klein was telling me the truth. When we talked about it his jaw would tighten and his big brown eyes would fill with tears. His voice would quaver with pent-up complex feelings that I couldn't possibly begin to understand. Poor Lenny. I marveled that so many bad things could happen to one person and I vowed to take care of him. I exhorted myself to be a real woman. One who could step up to the plate and be good to her man in his moment of crisis. Years later I hold Lenny's lies up to the light and examine my own reasons for believing what in retrospect seems preposterous. I reread my old journals and noticed the way my girlish handwriting deteriorated into a scrawl as I wrote, I have to be there for Lenny. He needs me and he's going through so much. I don't know if I can handle it, but I have to be strong. I try to remember that Lenny was a trial lawyer. That he built an international reputation based on his own pathology. That he lied with an almost evangelical conviction. He prided himself on being able to convince anyone of anything. The lies had small beginnings. Lenny called me from a business trip and told me he was at Montreal airport waiting to catch a flight to Calgary. I checked with the airline and found out that the flight would take approximately five hours. So when Lenny called an hour later to say he had landed in Calgary, I very calmly asked him where he really was. Calgary, he said. No, Lenny, really. He stuck to his story. In the time that I knew him, he never, ever changed his story midstream. I hung up on him and called his family's house in Westchester. When the maid answered the phone, I asked to speak with Mr. Klein. And when he picked up the extension and I heard his rough, craggy hello, I screamed so hard into his ear that he dropped the receiver. He raced into the city. He let himself into my apartment and found me curled up in bed. He scooped me up and held me to his chest. His wife wasn't home, he told me. She was having shock treatment and someone had to take care of his daughter. He hadn't wanted to tell me because he'd wanted to spare me, to protect me from the horror of his life. Surely I understood. Shush, sweetheart, he murmured into the top of my head as I wept, my face beet red like a little girl's. So many people need me, he said, but I love you best of all. Two years have passed and something has gone wrong, terribly wrong with my life. I don't, in fact, think of my life as my life, but rather as a series of random events that have no logical connection. I am no longer a student. I dropped out of Sarah Lawrence after my junior year, supposedly to pursue acting. And I'm actually doing a pretty good imitation of an actress, but I'm doing an even better imitation of a mistress. Lenny's been busy buying me things. I don't particularly want these things, but they seem to be what Lenny is offering in lieu of himself. So quite suddenly, overnight really, I find myself driving a black Mercedes convertible. And just in case I might be mistaken for anything other than a kept woman, I wear a mink coat, a Cartier watch, a Bvlgari necklace with an ancient coin at its center. The Mercedes is a step down from the first car Lenny gave me when we had been going out for a month, a leased Ferrari. I don't know how to drive a stick shift, so the Ferrari was a bit of a problem. What I must have looked like, a 20-year-old blonde dressed like Ivana Trump, stalled in traffic, grinding gears, trying to find the point on the clutch to hold that ridiculous car in place. Lenny rented an apartment on a pretty little street in Greenwich Village, a furnished triplex with a garden, a fireplace, and a bedroom with a four-poster bed. He called it our house, as if he didn't have another home with a whole family in it an hour north of the city. He kept half a dozen suits in the bedroom closet and a brand new silk robe hung behind the bathroom door. There was an entire floor we didn't use, a large airy children's nursery. My parents knew that something was up. They knew I was going out with somebody, but they had no idea who. I was drifting away from them, and they were letting me go. One night I invited them that her desire to hire a detective was all the answer she needed. I chose a detective agency based on nothing more than its good address in the East 60s, a neighborhood filled with private schools and shrinks. This isn't what you think, I told the detective. I'm in a relationship with a married man, and I want you to find out if my boyfriend is cheating on me with his wife. At this, his eyebrows shot up. Come again? He claims his wife is in a mental hospital. He told me he hasn't been with her in years. And you think he might be lying, said the investigator. Did I see the laughter behind his eyes, or is my memory supplying it now, because I simply cannot imagine a middle-aged man listening to an earnest, overdressed 22-year-old girl tell him that she thinks her boyfriend might still be sleeping with his wife? Yes, I said. Days later, I got the proof about Lenny's lies. In tears, I called my mother. Oh, darling, I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do? I don't think so. A pause. Do you want me to call his wife? My mother and Mrs. Klein had met each other at a few school functions back when none of this could have struck anyone as a remote possibility. Yes, I said. Call her. I'll do it right now, my mother said. I sat by the phone and watched the minutes tick by. I pictured Lenny's wife answering the phone with a chirpy hello and my mother's slow, steady explanation of why she was calling. I had set in motion a chain of events which was now unstoppable. More than 20 minutes passed before my mother called me back. Well, I did it, she said. You talked to her? The world felt unreal, hallucinatory. Yes, she called me a liar. She told me she has a happy marriage to a man who travels a lot, that he's on his way to California. And I said, no, he's on his way to see my daughter. My mother sounded proud of herself, immersed in the drama of the moment. How did she seem, I asked. What do you mean? Lenny's wife, was she angry? No, my mother said slowly. She just didn't believe me, Danny. I spent the rest of that day in a state of awful excitement. Something was going to happen. And when Lenny showed up that evening at the apartment we were still sharing in the West Village, I was ready. He put his bags down and gave me a hug. The phone rang. My mother had given Mrs. Klein the number at the apartment and suggested she find out for herself what her husband was up to. Lenny picked up the phone on the kitchen wall. Hello? I watched him, and for the first and only time in the years I knew him, he looked genuinely surprised. He didn't say a word. He just listened for a few minutes, then hung up the phone. That was my wife, he said. I was silent. How did she get this number? I shrugged. I have to go. I'd imagine, I said faintly. When Lenny slammed out of the apartment, I was certain I would never see him again. I knew the truth now. It was staring me in the face, in the concrete form of flight lists and photos. And he knew that I knew. And besides, the whistle was blown. What could he possibly tell his wife? This was it, I told myself. Absolutely, positively the end. It wasn't the end. Lenny still called 10, 12 times a day. He left messages on my answering machine. Hello? His voice filled my bedroom. Fox, are you there? Sometimes he didn't say a word. He would stay on the line for as long as five minutes, just breathing. Eventually, he did get to me again. And for the next year that we were together, three days here, four days there, my life became unrecognizable to me. I idly wondered what it would take to get me to leave him. I wondered about this over bottles of chilled white wine or heavy glasses half-filled with scotch. I was still wondering about it when I went to stay for a while at a health spa in California. The phone rang in my room one day. There had been a car crash on a snowy highway. My mother had 80 broken bones. My father was in a coma. They were lying in a hospital 3000 miles away. And suddenly, in ways I could not have imagined seconds earlier, nothing else mattered. As I packed my bags, I remembered my mother twirling, dancing to Dvorak, through the doors of Lenny's brownstone and the glassy look in my father's eyes. I prayed that my father wouldn't die disappointed in me. And I knew then what I had to do. Danny Shapiro. That story is in her memoir, Slow Motion. Her latest book is called Inheritance, A Memoir of Genealogy, Paternity, and Love. Act 4, The Man Who Knew What I Was About to Say. So in this second half of our program, we've had the moment before a possible affair. We've had what it's like during the affair. And now we turn to the aftermath of an affair, or at least the very immediate aftermath. This story is by writer Edgar Carrot and read for us by actor Matt Mulloy. The man who knew what I was about to say sat next to me on the plane, a stupid smile plastered across his face. That's what's so nerve-wracking about him. Smart, he wasn't. More sensitive either. But still, he knew those lines and managed to say them. All the lines I meant to say, three seconds before me. Do you sell Guerlain Mystique? he asked the flight attendant a minute before I could. And she gave him an orthodontic smile and said, There's just one last bottle left. My wife goes crazy for that perfume, he said. She's positively addicted. If I come back from a trip without a bottle of Mystique from the duty-free, she says I don't love her anymore. If I dare come into the house without at least one of these, I'm in deep shit. That was supposed to be my line. But the man who knew what I was about to say stole it from me without missing a beat. Soon as the wheels touched the ground, he switched on his mobile a second before I did and called his wife. I just landed, he told her. I'm sorry, I know it was supposed to be yesterday. Flight was canceled. You don't believe me? Check it out yourself. Call Eric. I know you don't. I can give you his number right now. I also have a travel agent called Eric. He'd lie for me too. When the plane reached the gate, he was still talking on his mobile, giving all the answers I would have given without a trace of emotion, like a parrot in a world where time flows backwards, repeating whatever is about to be said instead of what's been said already. His answers were the best ones under the circumstances. His circumstances weren't too hot, not too hot at all. Mine weren't either. Nobody was answering my call, but just listening to the man who knew what I was about to say made me stop trying. Just listening to him, I could tell that this was a hole that even if I dug my way out of, it would be to a different reality. She'd never forgive me. She'd never trust me, ever. All my coming trips would be hell on earth, and the time in between would be even worse. He went on talking and talking and talking, all those sentences that I'd thought up and hadn't said yet. He just kept flowing. He stepped it up, changing the intonation, like a drowning man struggling desperately to stay afloat. People began getting off. He got up, still talking, scooped up his laptop in the other hand, and headed for the exit. I could see him forgetting it behind, the bag he had put in the overhead compartment. I could see him forgetting it. I didn't say anything. I just stayed put. Gradually, everyone walked out, till the only ones still there were an overweight religious woman with a million children and me. I got up and opened the overhead compartment above me, as if nothing. I took out the duty-free bag, like it had always been mine. Inside with the receipt and the bottle of Guerlain Mystique. My wife goes crazy for that perfume. She's positively addicted. If I come back from a trip without a bottle of Mystique from the duty-free, she says I don't love her anymore. Someday he'll come along, the man I love. Matt Mulloy, reading a story by Edgar Karat from Edgar's story collection, Suddenly a Knock on the Door. Edgar sends stories and poems to subscribers in his substack newsletter, Alphabet Soup. I'll do my best to make him stay. This program is produced today by Nancy Updike and our senior producer at the time, Julie Snyder, with Alex Bloomberg, Jay Maurice, Sarah Koenig, Lisa Pollack, Robin Semien and Melissa Shipp, production help from Aaron Scott, Seth Lenders, our production manager, and Emily Condon was our office manager for this show. Our musical consultant for the show was Jessica Hopper. Help on today's rerun from Adrian Lilly, Molly Marcello, and Ryan Rumery. Special thanks today to The Moth and to Paul Tuff. This American Life is delivered to public radio stations by PRX, the public radio exchange. Thanks, as always, to our program's co-founder, Mr. Troy Malatia. You know, I'm a happily married man. So does it mean anything when he swims over to me at the company retreat and says things like, the water makes me feel so free. I'm Eric Glass. Back next week with